- Must order fresh coffee beans from Deep Mills. Because I need fresh coffee, because they’re called Deep Mills and somehow that always sounds Industrial Revolution Lovecraftian to me, and because life is too short to drink bad coffee.
- Order fresh supplements without turning into Ray Kurzweil
- Really, really don’t turn into Ray Kurzweil
- Don’t re-read that Ray Kurzweil book about supplements
- Remember how half of Ray Kurzweil’s supplements seem to have the side effect of turning his prostate into a dumpster fire
- And how the other half appear to be taken solely to prevent his prostate from turning into a dumpster fire
- Remember how your prostate was ultrasounded last year and the technician, who it should be strongly remembered was not supposed to ultrasound your prostate but just “decided” to “give it a look while we’re here,” was moved to comment that you “have a normal prostate… for a man of your age,” complete with that fucking pause in the middle
- Buy more red wine.